Seasoned Citizens Texting Shortcuts

A friend of mine sent me these. While I didn't exactly LMAO, I did find some of them TCNTS (Too Cute/Clever Not To Share).

ATD-at the doctor.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!

TTFN!
(Tah-Tha For Now)

Terrible. How 'bout Buy American in the Smithsonian?

Designed in Va., made in China

Posting site.

Dang thing is having issues.

Washington Post mobile article from: Stana2z@me.com

This page was sent to you by: Stana2z@me.com

Personal Message from Stana2z@me.com : OMFG! It ain't rocket science.

Federal workers brace for the worst

http://mobile.washingtonpost.com/c.jsp?item=http%3a%2f%2fwww.washingtonpost.com%2fpolitics%2fwith-government-shutdown-looming-federal-workers-brace-for-the-worst%2f2011%2f04%2f07%2fAF3DkKxC_mobile.xml&cid=578815

Ventura County Sheriff Office

March is Tsunami Preparedness Month

Fat Tuesday in DC

Checkmate

Flight Attendant (FA): Sir, the flight is totally full. Can you pit you backpack under the seat in front of you rather than in the overhead?

Me: Why?

FA: So this who brought roll aboards can use the space.

Me: I checked my roll aboard so I'd have room to put my one carrying item, which by your policy I'm allowed, in the overhead. I plan on putting my feet under the seat in front of me.

FA: If you can't or won't put it under your seat I'll have to check it for you.

Me: If you do that then I'm afraid that I'd be so worried about it that I won't be able to carry out exit row duties, and you'll have to reseat me on this FULL plane.

Bag stayed in the overhead. I kept my seat too!

Checkmate! I win!

IMHO, Any roll aboard larger than a hat-box should be checked. It's getting both ridiculous and dangerous having all that crap up there.